So the story goes, after one or two ales and talking with a lovely chap at the pub, I am asked if I am really single. Well yes I am, and it is working out just fine. The conversation then progresses to .....
Lovely Chap - So don't you get lonely??
Kitty (not batting an eyelid) - NO, I masturbate.
Lovely Chap - sprays his drink on the floor and can't believe I just said that.....
All I can say good people, if you ask a question, be ready for the answer...I am not a freak and feel compelled to say that masturbation is a natural part of life and if a person claims that "I'm not a wanker" - they are a liar!!
Be Happy!
-=Kitty=-
Oh Yeah - The picture at the top of the blog is an advertisement I found just the other day, very sexy!
"The witch that never"
ENJOY!
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